Fob-Style Thanksgiving Feast

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to have cranberry sauce and honey-baked ham at Thanksgiving dinner. And I don’t think my mother would know what a casserole was if it hit her in the face.
My holiday dinners usually look a little more like this: seafood chow mein, sushi rice, mei fun (rice vermicelli), ba wan, salmon, tea eggs, cold spiced beef, ai yu lychee drink, mysterious stews, Chinese veggies, jiu cai bing, etc. We even had egg custard tarts and fried sticky rice cake for dessert. Don’t get me wrong, it was delicious — but SO FOBBY.

I, of course, in the most helpfully festive manner possible, brought the chips and guac. (In my defense, the store was out of the canned blueberries I use to make my famous blueberry pie. Famous not because it’s amazing — even though it is — but because it’s the one and only thing I am capable of making and making consistently well, and thus I have been bringing it to family parties since the 90s.)
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Notes I have taken on Risk, Surveillance, and Society in the last hour: None.
Notes I have taken on the best lobster burrito joints in all of San Diego: Let’s just say I have a very intimidating word doc.