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Yesterday was (in Kelly’s words) a TRAIL OF FAIL.
It is now 5 p.m. I’ve eaten five full meals, extensively researched methods to recover my post-drownage camera and seriously contemplated whether last night’s makeup can last me through sushi dinner with the girls. (What? Don’t judge me and my unhygienic ways. My falsies still look good!)
I also have yet to shower.
This may very well be a glimpse into my future as an Unemployed Blogger.
Note to self: Get it together, man. Or at least put on pants.
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