release date: november 13, 1988
genre: documentary | unromantic comedy
tagline: let there be cake
plot:
teresa terrorizes the poorly paved streets of san diego, california with her oft-unkempt appearance, publicly discouraged behavior and appalling disregard for serving sizes. by day she is a ucsd "student" — by night she blogs for better dessert selection in campus eateries and seriously contemplates exercise. she is a social experiment in living life with the vigor of somebody who has consumed three red bull vodkas by noon.
I shed a tear for the absence of Lil “I’m fighting for this girl on the battlefield of love” Wayne, but I’m loving Dawen’s cover of Jay Sean’s “Down,” AKA the best overplayed radio song of all time. And if there were any doubt, I’m a good judge, seeing as I listen exclusively to overplayed radio songs.
Bonus points for incorporating that shaker because I mean, a guy who can play the guitar is hot… but a guy who literally shakes it like a saltshaker?