I had the best weekend ever, you guys.
Like, if Cyprus, red velvet cupcakes, and Akon made babies, those babies would be my weekend. But still not as awesome.
In other news, I’m on “vacation” right now. “Vacation” meaning I’m in a location removed from my mother’s house (Newport!) but otherwise doing as much work as ever. While eating lavishly like it’s my last week on earth.