December 2009
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Holiday/Seasonal Sales Associate: Macy's -- Grand... →
The future for freelance writers appears bleak: This is an actual job listing on Mediabistro. I know, I’m confused too. It’s like they can smell our unemployed desperation.
Dec 1st
November 2009
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Airlines Slash Fares for Cyber Monday →
United, JetBlue, and Virgin America have all just announced special one-day prices — flights to select destinations start at $39 each way.
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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“Somewhere down in the Flatiron, out in Brooklyn, over in Queens or up in Harlem,...”
– The Media Equation - For Media, a Sunset Is Followed Quickly by a Sunrise - NYTimes.com (via evangotlib)
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Google Wave Invites
Finally got ‘em. Email address please if you want one?
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Fob-Style Thanksgiving Feast
I’ve always wondered what it’s like to have cranberry sauce and honey-baked ham at Thanksgiving dinner. And I don’t think my mother would know what a casserole was if it hit her in the face. My holiday dinners usually look a little more like this: seafood chow mein, sushi rice, mei fun (rice vermicelli), ba wan, salmon, tea eggs, cold spiced beef, ai yu lychee drink,...
Nov 27th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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Black Friday Steals
Jewelry, stationery, lingerie, and some super cute holiday gift ideas all around. 1) Bambako: From midnight to 7am EST, select headbands will be only $10! After 7am, get 40% off with code BLACKFRIDAY until midnight EST. Shop at http://bambako.com. 2) Christine Mighion Jewelry: Until 12/1, shop all fine jewelry for 30% off with code HOLIDAY09. Normally $90-$670, now only $63-$429! Shop at...
Nov 24th
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Thank a Soldier
XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can’t pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of...
Nov 24th
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Totally Unnecessary Update on my Loose Teeth...
Not that anyone cares, but for posterity’s sake I shall document my experience regardless. I spent the whole day bouncing between health care providers today in hopes of rectifying the Incisor Disaster of ‘09. My orthodontist sighed loudly and exasperatedly throughout the entire ordeal and simply could not comprehend how I managed to smash my face in to the point of severe dental...
Nov 24th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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“You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at...”
– Chris Rock
Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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Nov 19th
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“I have noticed a severe lack of black men in your Vegas pics… Do African...”
– Mel, on my habit of attracting black men
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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In Which I Subconsciously Do Debaucherous Things...
As expected — Vegas was a literal shitshow. Things we lost this weekend in Sin City: A brand-new tire, which crapped out 45 minutes from Vegas. A bottle of vodka, which we dropped near the Grand Canal in the Venetian. SO CLASSY. A $100 bill. And not even on a stripper or at the slots! Chang’s license and credit card, the latter of which was stolen and swiped for over $500. The...
Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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Nov 14th
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Actual Phone Conversation from Last Night
Annie: Teresa fell and lost a tooth!
Stef: WHAT? Why isn't someone looking for it?
Nov 14th
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#twuvegas
Could it be? I found a place more magical than Ayia Napa, Cyprus. So night #1 in Vegas was a huge success/failure, depending on how you look at it. Long story short: I need to see a dentist, stat. My first thought after getting two teeth knocked out of position? At least this is hilarious blogging material. Second thought: But how will I eat at the buffets? I definitely need new priorities in...
Nov 14th
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Nov 13th
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Finally the Blatant Hinting About My Birthday...
Oh my gaw. It’s true what they say. The Snuggie is the singlehandedly most genius invention evar. From this point forward I no longer require supplementary outerwear. Moreover, I can now blog in my Snuggie before rolling straight into bed, no extra blanket-adjusting needed. GLORIOUS.
Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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I Can Haz Writing Skills?
Somebody ought to pay me to write copy for Facebook events.
Nov 12th
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